MEOW! today i couldnt go to val's house as planned... her mother said no =( so i went to play with a CAT. yah yah i love cats. so cute, cuddly, cute again... argh everyday i will talk to my stuff toy cat and make her the best character in my pretend story... LOLS. anyway since i dun want to get fleas from the cat (ewww), i used a stick to... erm... stroke the cat (i know its more like poking, spca dont sue me, i just dont wanna get fleas!) then the cat meowed... kept doing this a couple of times then went back to skating.

after that a boy, no a boy and his younger brother came to the cat to give it cat food. oh boy the cat just kept eating... so kawaii!

i wish i can have a cat but i wont need to clean its poop... or any sorts of that stuff. LOLS. imagination.

yeah yeah i know ur bored of my skin (too cute for you? xD)... but i kinda like it? better than my over-cute next skin anyways.

i still dunno whether to tag my frens blog or not. i feel like, but like i said i hate my name... xD I HATE MY NAME. i told everyone that. i wish my mum will lemme change my name. i hate standing out from the crowd. i hate nearly everything. i hate... oh well. time to stop saying that now xD MEOW.

i know. lame title. but i feel so... dumb. LOOK AT ALL THE NET-SAVVY 11 YEAR OLDS. i feel so humilated and ashamed. some of them are even better than me. i wish i didn't even go to such a un-net-savvy primary school. all... almost all my (ex)classmates are so dumb in computers that i feel like punching myself. they don't even know maplestory, auditionSEA, don't have blog, dunno HTML... dunno how to "tag"... ARGGGGH. and don't even get me started on the teachers. they don't even know how to use the computer... keep moving the mouse during a show on Windows Media Player (i don't like the screen opening and closing...), they type so slowly, dunno how to play a disc... ARGHHH. so dumb... i think they never went for a computer course before =.=.

but the 11 year olds are dumb in a way too. FANCY POSTING YOUR PICTURE IN THE INTERNET AND LINKING YOUR BLOG ON BLOGSKINS.COM?! and also put their school there... very unsafe. sooner or later a rap*ist is gonna go looking for the girl and the poor defenceless girl will be scarred forever. THANKS TO THEIR OWN DUMBNESS.

i better stop myself from calling everyone dumb. NOW. (no offence was caused in the making of this post.)

Owh. My foot hurts AGAIN. the blister has grown :( i can't really skate much now but i can do crossover (BOTH LEGS =D COMFORTABLY)... not scared anymore. but still can't do backwards. LOL.

i'm thinking of buying a pair of skates... $45 after discount. plus it looks good. i am still in the midst of convincing my mum to buy... when i called her to ask whether to buy or not she hanged up on me. xD i don't wanna buy safety gear though.. i am too safe, i hate falling, safety gear is not meant for me. =D and safety gear is like, $50+ all together (helmet, hand guard... EVERYTHING). so expensive.

anyways im going to vals house today! yay. can't wait to see how her room looks like.

yeah, so should i tag? others? my friends? still wondering. lol. okay, i got to go for lunch now. seeyaaaa~

I'm super pissed.

My dumb class had a blog.

then no one tell me?

HELLO, even my PARTNER knew it. cus i asked her yesterday whether our class got blog. so everyone knows. everyone except me?

STUPID STUPID STUPID.

whatever. the blog is dead anyway.

anyways i only knew yesterday that the class had a blog.

so i typed in the Cbox, "I'm so pissed! this class got blog never tell me."

okay so i didn't. xD but seriously, i am.

I read a post by some chung-cheng-high-sch-main-er yesterday, which said about her class being cliquey, and all that. I bet my class is, too. STUPID CLASS.

(PS: if anyone manages to track me down here, and was from the STUPIDEST (no offence) class of all, I wanna ask why none of you told me. EVEN MY PARTNER knows! (cus i asked her in the first place) all of you think i'm a dumbbell or what? I BET ALL OF YOU EVEN TOLD THE WINE. in your eyes, im not even worth more than the wine. don't spam my tagboard becus of this kay? I just want to tell you I hate this class for keeping everything from me.)

i know im not supposed to start from yesterday, but pleaseeeee let me?

THANKS =D

okay, it all began from yesterday. I met val and char (right spelling? or is it SHAR? xD) at the void deck below their block. val was going to teach me "crossover" where you cross your right foot to your left foot and your left foot cross behind your right foot. how long i took to learn? 1 HOUR xD and maxxy only took 5 MINUTES. i really think i learn slow... from rsing (RSing a R90 chocolate in neopets= 1 YEAR (excuse me, i play nearly everyday for3 hours plus but now i'm in haitus =D) to roller-blading (look at the difference in learning time between maxxy and me xD) but in the end I learnt so i guess it was kinda worth it. =D

after that char, val and me went to play at the playground. we played crocodile (the crocodile must only step on the ground and its like tag =D) but val made a lot of new rules so char was angry and threw a tanturm. in the end, me and val tried to make a new game so that char will stop being angry and play with us. the game worked! =D its called virus. its like tag... but it goes like this: one person at the start has the "virus". she must then spread the virus to someone else. but the virus won't go away. so when the girl with virus tags another girl, both girls have the virus and must catch the other girl. and the virus people can go ANYWHERE they like, not restricted like crocodile. so we had a fun time playing virus until it was time to go home =D

the next day, it was time to go to the roller-blading centre to learn one-foot glide and crossover (ahem i know that already! =D). it was tough to balance, like I said in a post from yesterday, but eventually I DID IT! ^^. crossover was easier. with trainer val around =D LOLS. anyway it seems like me and maxxy (i didnt name her in the roller-blade post yesterday) have patched up? at least shes talking to me! score 1 for me. but i forgot to give her the sweets. oh wells. i'll give her tommorow =D

know what happened last night (yeah im going all jumbled up)?

my mother wanted me to postpone my tuition and she insisted i call the tuition teacher but I, the shy girl, refused to. so i pretended to dial (which i did) then pretended to call (i pressed the back button instead of the call button xD) TWICE and i told my mum that there was no response. then my mum called the number and i quickly said i needed to do my business (aka go to the toliet) and rushed of to the toliet to wait for a while, then i looked into my room again. i thought my mum was still calling so i waited for awhile AGAIN then i looked back in. it seems that mum was doing her work instead! so i entered the room and my mum picked up the phone and started to dial and press the call button. i braced for the worse. then after that guessed what happened?!?!?!

THE PHONE SAID:" THIS SINGTEL MOBILE NUMBER IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE. PLEASE TRY AGAIN."

I rejoiced. it turned out that the tuition teacher went overseas! I was like, "See, i told you there was no response!" then my mum said ,"oh... i thought you were lying." WOW CLOSE SHAVE. =D LOL.

time to open my blog to the world? =D (blogskins.com- latest skin of mine= this skin, check the credits =D) seeing my bunny skin having 3 faves, 11 downloads in one day is good for me =D LOL.

i bet everyone in sec sch will have blogs...

but then again, i hate my name and won't everyone use their own name in their blogs??

and all i do is complain, gossip, more complaining, and skinning... xD

should i open? should I tag my friends in Msn (after all i always go to their blog and then have so many tags... xD if i tag them i'm sure i'll get more visitors to my blog)

whatever.

currently i'm restricting tags to intruiged.blogspot.com (gahh can't remeber that name well xD). if you are (surprising) tagging me change it there will you? i'll make up my choice soon, don't worry.

i got to change and bathe now and get ready for roller-blading lessons (why did i have to go for FOUR consuctive classes??). i'll report about what i am going to do today and what i did last afternoon later. BYE =D

Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)

Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.

EW. I HATE BEING DIFFERENT D=
oh well =D

Ow.
My foot hurts =D
i went roller-blading today with Val.
It was... okay.

POSITIVE POINTS:
1. Learnt more roller-blading =D

NEGATIVE POINTS (im very pesimistic, lol):
1. The "r-t-d" caller was there (I don't understand Val, if you don't like her name- calling why invite her???)
2. My foot hurts
3. EXPENSIVE. $120 for four lessons xD

OKAY POINTS:
1. Val's dad was there xD

So, i met val at the bus interchange and we took a bus... then we got off, waited for awhile and changed to another bus... all this trouble when we could have just took 153?! xD

anyways, when we got there (the roller-blade place), we were in for another surprise... its in a HDB void deck! and i thought its going to be a centre or something. and it was super hot... wonder why they even bothered to install air-con when they don't even use.

then we waited there for the name-caller and her friend... as we waited we put on our blades. soon enough, the girls came and they also started putting on their skates. as it was raining (heavily), we had to practise in the car-park xD

we took the lift down and skated there. the first thing the trainer taught us was "V" and "11" "V" means putting your feet in a "V" shape and "11" means your feet are pararell to each other =D we practised that for a while. then the trainer taught us how to brake (hello, i think i know that already?! okay, the name-caller doesn't.) then we practised that too on the slope. after that he taught us how to one-foot glide. it was... a little tough balancing. so, end of the first lesson already xD

man, i still have to go tommorrow for the 2nd lesson. i'm getting tired already.

oh, and I found out something about val's dad =D not telling.

Chainmails are stupid.
I can even tell what a chainmail looks like.
blahblahblahblahblah... send this to 0 people, you're dead
send this to 20 people, your crush will come up to you and say I love you.
Well I have proof that these are lies.
I sent chain-mails to no one.
And I'm still alive.
Whadya expect.
Could you even believe it.
Some insane people even send chain-mails to teachers.
Crazy. Siao. Any term to describe.
No offence.
I know my name is Spam.
But I don't encourage spam mail.
Spread the word.
Send this to:
0 ppl: You will get an F for your exams.
1-3ppl: Your computer will crash
4-7 ppl: You will have extra pocket money
8-14 ppl: Your crush will say he/she likes you
15 or more: You will become the most popular girl/boy in school and your crush will kiss you

2moro im going roller-blading wif val!

i mus tag herrrrr =D (whats ur blog url? i forgot xD)

yay.

im bored =D

ooh i also found i top 10% for the p***ing-S***-loser-exam...?! maybe... cus i could take german, japanese, french, hmt... LOLS. or maybe only 11%-30%?? i duunno.

also "selling" real-life blog names -- http://intruiged.blogspot.com, http://famines.blogspot.com and a special one for all the 6ixorian lovers (im determined to get rid of this; why would ANYONE like 6 ixora.): http://ixoras.blogspot.com =D contact me @ insencicaL_@hawtmail.com =D cus i MAY give it to you for free =D LOL. may be keeping intruiged@bs for myself cus i like the name.

D= i'm bored.

but im happy.

no more school.

no more sore eyes from seeing big fat blobs of blubber.

no more enduring biasness.

no more homework and tests for now.

no more wearing that ugly uniform +chucks uniform into recycle bin+

WAAAAAAAAAIT i still need that for 21 december! +takes it out+

anyway. i'll make a guide to CHOOSING WHICH SCHOOL TO GO. yay me =D +has the mood to blog again+
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alrightttt. now we dont know what school to choose right? i have an ideal lists of schools which are good in certain stuff. enjoy!~ (EDIT: JUST A JOKE) =D

IF YOU LIKE ARMY UNIFORMS~~~~~~~
chung cheng high- this schools uniform has many buttons and its white in colour, making it the ideal army uniform. but it can get hot too, as the material is thick. that means it is not "transparent", unkike your everyday neighbourhood school uniforms. furthurmore, it is a sap school =D means that you get to sign a chinese school song =D

IF YOU ARE A TECHNOLOGY GEEK~~~~~~
cressent girls- one of the "schools of the future". u can use tablet pcs!! and they allow using sms, email, instant messaging and more for studies. theres also the lower secondary computer programme! however, it is rather far away (at bukit merah). so you may need to wake up early xD and you only need 242+ to enter this school. however, this may change as it is a SchoolOfTheFuture =D

alternative... jurong secondary- despite being a neighbourhood school (aka schools with normal stream), this school was chosen as a SchoolOfTheFuture. if you did badly in the P***ing-S***-Loser-Exam, you may want to go here. however, it is VERY VERY far away. xD

IF YOU WANT A NEARBY SCHOOL (possibly a next school of the future?)~~~~~
cedar girls- in toa payoh temporarily, this is one of the most accessible and good schools around. NOT A NEIGHBOURHOOD school. plus, it also has all the technology stuff... making it a good candidate for a School of the Future. However, the cut-off point is at its fifties (250+), so it may be a little hard to get in considering its location. Plus, the temporary site is very... dilapilated (lor 1) so don't sue me if you enter the school and find a lizards nest on your chair!

[s]IF YOU ARE AN ACTIVITY QUEEN~~~~~~~~~~~
chij (toa payoh)- love activities so much? go here! activites often last till late as 10pm in the night. plus, you get a lot of chances for fund-raising. however, the premises is very small, and it has a (bad) reputation for lsbis? (you know what word this is right). plus, girl gangs POSSIBILLY operate there too and students often act as a bunch of hooligans on the loose. if you don't mind all these faults, go there if you want to.[/s]

well, i don't know any more schools xD but here are some tips to choose a good school...

1. does it offer NORMAL stream? if so, its just your everyday neighbourhood school. DO NOT DO NOT choose it unless you got very bad marks! VERY VERY IMPORTANT~

2. what are its niche areas? if you like these areas (example technology...) try to go there!

3. distance. if its very far away, theres no point going there unless you plan to wake up at 4am.

4. reputation. what is it reputable as? a gangster school? school for the elite? Dummies school?

AND THERE. the end of the guide to choosing a school. LOL. the usual, dont sue, and (c) dreamiin.blogspot.com. =D

after all this biasness talk about p***ing-s***-losers-egoistism, why wouldn't i post something to make us happier? =D

ENJOY. =D
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1. watch a cartoon (excluding barney, dora the explorer, anything that is deemed too kiddy)
2. watch one of buffalax's video's... at http://youtube.com/. or scroll down to the video post i made! remember to watch till the end... cus some videos have the funny buffalo thingy credit at the end =D LOL. alternative... if you don't mind nipples, go ahead and watch the nipple dance/video =D ROFLMAO.
3. read a book
4. do a crossword puzzle
5. play computer games
6. draw something in paint (i reccommend drawing a buffalo) =D
7. learn something (example learn how to draw in paint)
8. talk to your stuff toys xD
9. sing the spongebob squarepants song. "YOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo.... who lives in a pineapple under the sea?... SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!..." you know the routine.

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1. read the newspaper. (definite headlines on the p***ing-s***-losers-egoistism)
2. watch news (DUH, you know the reporters are paid for that. same reason as above)
3. complain in forums (most likely get flamed)
4. whine (believe me, it DOESN'T WORK)
5. blog about it (makes you feel worst)
6. watch barney (EWWWWW)

anymore ideas on what to add? xD

i believe so. imagine yourself as a reporter for the all-dumb-and-bias psle. results have been announced. who will you go for the news headlines? OF COURSE THE TOP GIRL! xD have you ever thought of reporting about a girl who had 240 instead? i think not.

say, we should have it like this way. have the psle for GEP ppl and non-GEP ppl different (example GEP pupils have it slightly harder as they have been drilled to do slightly harder stuff). i think its better. also, pupils deemed with higher learning abilities MUST JOIN GEP OR ELSE. i think its fairer to those who are not as good as them. and those who are cleverer will get a chance to learn much more stuff =D and those who are geniuses by birth... shouldn't take the psle as they are already ready for secondary school.

or don't even announce the results! just let them choose what secondary school they want. everyone knows their own capabillities. (i think this is the best solution =D)

really, this world is so bias. you see, psle is so competitive... you look at straits times today... what's the headlines? PSLE. they just yak about being top, top in this, top in that. have they ever thought how unfair it is for those who didn't score as high as those featured?!

then the government still don't encourage hothouses for preschool toddlers. in hothouses the kids are just drilled to be clever. but they get anti-social. but hello??! look how singapore is. just based on acadiemics. you have to start young. example if you want to be good in art, start learning art when you are 2/3/4/5. no more later. becus when you are young, the brain develops quicker and you will be able to absorb infomation easier when you are young. that means if you start late, you probably won't be as good as those who start early. IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BY MEDICAL STUDIES.

still don't believe? take a look at example 1: ME. i have been using computers from as young as 5/6. thats why im VERY familliar with computers compared to those who started using from 7/8. example 2: piano. yeah, it was popular. to learn piano. take a look at those who learnt piano at the age of 5. look at how good they play it. but me... i started at 8 years old... i can't really play as well as them!! xD they are better becus their brain has already absorbed the playing piano information.

look at the "geniuses". when did they start reading? 2 years old. writing? probably 3 or 4.

if we just drill normal kids to start learning as fast as geniuses by birth, maybe the normal kids will be as clever as the geniuses one day. even though putting kids in hothouses is not good for them in social behaviour, what other choice is there? in this world of psle, o levels, scholorships, geniuses, gep and more, competition is inevitable. its kind of like a do-or-die thing. if you are cleverer, you'll have an edge in everything. example, compared to a girl with degree and a girl with masters from the SAME UNIVERSITY, who will you choose to be the director? most likely the girl with masters. see? this is what i mean. then the girl with degree will probably get depressed after being rejected for 100 times xD

then there are the liars. those who think "its whether you have done your best or not". WHATEVER. even if you have done your best, it doesn't mean you'll have the best results or something. based on what i have mentioned earlier, RESULTS ARE IMPORTANT IN THIS BIAS AND COMPETITIVE WORLD.

the liars will just keep lying. stop it. be frank. the A*s just don't matter anymore. what matters are aggregates, points and more. so what if you get 3A*s? i know of course we can't be the best in everything, but at least we can TRY TO. everything is based on results, what school you went to... blahblahblah. im not saying there is no hope for those who go to some neighbourhood school or something. Its just harder to learn. You learn things better when you are in your toddler years, not teenager years.

so my conclusion is, when you have a child of your own (PLEASE BE RICH BEFORE YOU HAVE ONE), sing to her/him in your/your wife's womb. then once the child is borned, teach him/her how to read. start reading to him/her. do it everyday. toliet-train him/her. force him/her to go for swimming classes, art classes, baby piano classes, computer classes... whatever classes. find out his/her talent. start shoving a pencil in his/her hand and start helping/teaching him/her how to write at 1month old. force him/her to go to hothouses at 2years old. if you know his/her talent, start cancelling all the other classes and just continue with the one he/she is talented in. just force everything. no watching tv unless it is an educational show. its for your child's sake. buy him/her encyclopedias to read everyday. no more 3 little pigs. thats for the one-monthers to 12-monthers. kindergarden? BAH. hothouses are better. and always buy stuff that are too hard for your child. be ready to assist him/her. computer games? only buy the educational ones. that's the way to force a genius. i don't know if the future is as competitive as the present, but if it is, do all things mentioned above. i will do them of course. =D

hey

thanks to a fren who showed me buffalax's vids at youtube the indian one (benny lava?) ... all fake translations... what it kinda sounds in english =D i found a funnier one with a catchier tune...



haha! song name: moskau/ moscow (in russia if ur dumb enough not to know)
a joke about moscow, sung in german
band name: Dschinghis Khan (its a old band i think?!)



omgigosh i think this is kinda racist but its funny (no offence intended, dont sue me) i mean with the subtitles you can really kinda hear/ think the song goes like that but i didnt see lyrics just hear its just like some normal indian song =D

Song name: Kalluri Vaanil (catchy tune! make it in english?)
sung in tamil of course! or is it hindi? :/



aka. the nipple song. very funny too =D even though its racist i think (dont sue me again!)
well actually not NIPPLE but Dilbar Dilbar... xD eat nipples, LOL.

Song name:Dilbar Dilbar Sung in: tamil/hindi??

i think moscow is funnier though, go youtube search Dschinghis Khan Moscow English Traslation then find out wut it means =D IN REAL TRANSLATION.

bored bored bored.

i hate my skin now =D

i am bias lemme admit.

i cant say here.

i go edit another day. not 2moro. out de whole day 2 celebrate =D
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yarrhs

i bias

becus i think neighbourhood sch is lousy =D

please dun hurt me! xD

mayb its good for u tads jus wut i think kays?

becus there got bad infulence... ppl pressure u to smoke, take drugs, etc.

okay.

now for the report of biasness.

u noe i got 3A* and 1 A (A*s for maths english science and A for chinese)???

what do you think i got for psle aggregate....?

-moment of silence-

260???

xD

*****!#@#$^%&* +insert all sorts of words here+

you know what I got?

-moment of silence-

254!!!!$%$*&) +insert all sorts of words here+

thats why i appeal!

you know people get 3A* 1 A already get 267.

while I?! 254 is so lousy to me.... cant get to school of choice FOR SURE. xD

BIAS. I SAY THESE PPL ARE BIAS.
~spam ish very angry now. +.+

today, i watched shrek the third.... ok i wanna give out spoilers, so if you dont wanna know what happens in the movie, scroll all the way down =D

it starts with prince charming acting in a play in which he kills a pretend shrek... but the play fails and a cardboard tower drops on charming. he runs to the backstage and enters his makeup room... which is actually outside of the theatre. he then stares at the picture of his mother, fairy godmother, which is pasted on the mirror. he vows to be the next king of Far far away...

the scene then changes to far far away. in a room, shrek and fiona are sleeping. donkey and puss and the dragon babys enter the room to wake shrek and fiona... to get ready to be king and queen.

to be kind and queen, shrek and fiona must pass a series of tests. the first task, knighting a man. shrek, nervous, slowly puts the sword on the man... and accidentally sliced the man's head. they go to a habour to christen a new ship. shrek poses with the ship, but he accidentally pushed it at the same time and the ship floated away. he then tosses a wine bottle at the ship and the ship bursts into flames. people on the ship jumped overboard... after that, shrek and fiona get ready for a royal ball. they tried to dress in victorian style clothing, which were very tight. shrek trys to kiss fiona... but as the clothing was in the way, they couldn't kiss. shrek complains about the clothing. his butt felt itchy and he trys to scratch it, but of course he can't. at that moment, a violinist enters the room. shrek asks for the violinist's name... and has a plan for something...

outside the room, everyone is getting ready for the royal ball. when shrek and fiona's names were annouced, the curtain then opens... to reveal the violinist using his bow to scratch shrek's butt. everyone found it hilarious. shrek tries to apologise. fiona then falls down. shrek tries to help fiona up, but he falls down instead. donkey and puss then enter the ballroom. donkey knocks into a waiter... the whole ballroom is in a mess and even the guests were running out of the ballroom.

after the messed ball, shrek, fiona, donkey and puss go to visit fiona's dad and mum. her dad, who was turned into a frog by the evil fairy godmother in shrek 2, was in the midst of dying and has some final words to say. he says that shrek will take over the kingdom, but shrek protests. the frog king tries to say something... but he suddenly fainted. puss took down his hat as a form of respect. everyone looks sad. then the frog king wakes up and says there is another heir to the kingdom. when he was about to say the name of the heir, he faints again. shrek shook the frog and demands the name. everyone thought he was dead... then a fly lands on the frog king's eye and buzzes around. a tongue comes out from nowhere, catching the fly. the frog king, who is awake (again), says that the heir's name is Arthur, and finally dies. Donkey then nudges Puss to "do his thing now". Puss takes down his hat. Everyone looks sad.

the scene then changes to a quick view around far far away, then to the frog king's funeral. in front of the guests, fiona's mum puts a shoe box (which contains the frog king's body) on a lily pad and pushes the box, letting it float on the pond.

the scene changes to a pub, where people are playing billard, drinking beer and enjoying the nice music. charming then enters the pub and goes to the counter. he asks for beer, for himself and "all his friends". captain hook, the wicked witch and all the other villians come up to him and argued that they were not his friends. they push him back and want to kill him. Charming then asks why they had to always play the bad guys, and the good guys always have a "happily ever after". he states examples of what he meant, like cinderella's step-sister can't fit her foot into the tiny glass slipper... etc. the bad guys agree with what he said and decided to form and alliance to overthrow the good guys.

meanwhile, shrek decides to find arthur and boards a ship with donkey and puss. fiona, standing beside the mother dragon and her children, did not want to leave far far away and wishes shrek good luck in finding arthur. after that, the ship sets sail. shrek yells goodbyes to fiona. fiona does the same thing and said something, which was inturrupted by a horn. shrek asks fiona to repeat what she said. fiona tries to repeat, but the horn inturrupted her again. shrek then took the horn away from a man blowing the horn and asks fiona to repeat one last time. fiona announces that she is pregnant. shrek, not knowing how to respond, just replied that it was great. they yell their final goodbyes.

the scene changes to shreks home. shrek walked into his home upon hearing fiona's voice. upon entering, he called for fiona but there was no answer. suddenly, an orge baby appears. shrek walks up to the baby. the baby vomits on him. more babys appear... shrek runs out of the house before the swarm of babys flood him... shrek then wakes up and realised it was a nightmare.
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i dunno lars, i dun want to write anymore xD okay that's it.

absoulutely nothing! =D

okay, so day before yesterday... i was sick... but i went to science centre. so cool!!! i went into DAT: digital art -something-. I LOVE IT. theres a game which uses shadows to tilt the table... got to get the ball to the end of the maze and avoid the holes. another one... uses glass beads to make an image... theres also a camera-like-thing which takes neoprints which you can decorate... =D i took one wif my mum. and of course after tad we went to see the usuals... marine exhibit... blahblahblah. but now theres also iSPACE... tells you about inovation of the humans. i played star wars in 3d (muz wear 3d glasses >.<)... kind of boring though cus some of the stuff were spoilt xD.

yesterday was trini's birthday! so even though i was still sick, i went, met up with viv, took mrt to trinis house. then we played wif her cat, frosty (the snowcat... urm i mean ragdoll cat). we had to let it... urh her sniff our hand. so i put my hand out... she came and sniffed it... licked me... bit me (am i that chewable?!). but anyway it was kind of fun. then the other guests arrived. we ate pasta, rice and more... very tasty. then we played hangman... very boring xD then we played charades. a game which you have to act out a sentence. im bad in it xD everyone was getting even boreder (is there such a word?) so we decided to play dog and bone... it was CRAZY. some of us quickly KICKED the "bone" (okay fine, a clothes peg) to our team goal (banned), some just took and ran, some just could not be bothered to play xD okay so after sweating like crazy, we stopped playing and sang the birthday song to trini, ate the cake, gave her presents and talked. me and another girl went to look for frosty and play with her... but she kept biting us! then trinis father said that frosty just wanted to play with us... but i remebered trini saying if frosty keeps biting it means shes grumpy xD But anyway me and the girl kept chasing frosty... in the end frosty went to hide under a cupboard. after that we thought of other games to play... we decided to play musical chairs. aligned the chairs, and for the music we asked trinis little brother to play the piano. it was fun... except we kind of cheated and sat on the chairs even though the music didnt stop!!! then we played the island game... where we got to form teams and keep within the newspaper provided aka. the island. hehe. very hard to play. we tried to play musical newspaper... but failed. because the newspaper teared! lol. after that it was time to go... we said byebyes... then me and viv went into someones car to go back home =D

see?! i told you it was nothing about biasness!! =D

urm. well if you play club penguin you know the above three personalities. if you don't, well i'll explain now. billybob is the club penguin news poster, rockhopper is a character in the game and programmers are... well, programmers xD why i say they're bias? read on.

if you play club penguin you'll know this: to get a rockhopper autographed background, you need to click on rockhopper. but the thing is, he keeps switching servers and its hard to find him (1: the servers he's on are ALWAYS FULL =.=. 2: everyone ignores you if you ask them where is rockhopper.) AND SOMEHOW HE LIKES TO GO TO AMERICAN SERVERS (biasness!). why doesnt he come online when I'M ONINE IN THE AUSTRALIAN SERVERS?! you know what the programmers should do? they should make it this way that rockhopper comes online according to the local time (you can't expect an australian to get up at midnight aussie time just to see rockhopper!) so that everyone can expect to get the background easier. maybe it'll work, maybe it won't. just my suggestion :D

anyway if you want to go rockhopper-hunting in the future i got a guide for you! (bow down to me now... haha just jk.):
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//ROCKHOPPER-HUNTING GUIDE\\
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1. log in.
2. click america
3. search for full servers on the second/third/fourth page (if there are none try other countries. cus sometimes rockhopper goes to canada/europe/australia too! rare though)
4. note them down
5. log out then log in again.
6. keep doing this until the full server (s) you noted down are not full anymore.
7. quickly enter the server.
8. click other penguins to check their profile. if MOST (around 90%) of them have the rockhopper AUTOGRAPHED background attached, it means you're on the right server! congratz! ^.~ if they don't have the rockhopper autographed background, it means you went to the wrong server. try again :(
9. ask the other penguins "wheres rockhopper". if you're on the right channel, most of them will be willing tell you.
10. go to the place where they told you (if they said dojo/iceberg, DON'T GO THERE. rockhopper never goes there!)
11. if the place is full, keep trying (rockhopper is defintely there!!). i recommend going to a spot adajent to the place where rockhopper is. (example, rockhopper is at snow forts. go to hockey rink(recommended!)/plaza/town(not rly reccomended becus these places are usually crowded) and go to the exit for snow forts. keep doing that and you'll get in eventually!)
12. Yay! you got in! get your free background!
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tell your friends about this guide!~ hope it helped you.
(c)spam. to be used it dreammin.blogspot.com ONLY and permission granted =)

Wow, everyone does not just have a problem of being bias nowadays...

today i went to club penguin... since i was bored, i fished out my paddle-ball toy and my whistle and strted to spam "w" for wave at the dojo (yay, making noise!). a penguin (who looked awfully younger and stupider than me obviously), told me to "be quite".

now, whats "be quite"? I've heard of "be quiet" but never "be quite". "quite" is used like that: "you're quite, no, very stupid to make a silly spelling error like that". so i was like, "what's be quite?" and thinking "are u out of ur mind?!". after a few more "be quite"s, the child switched to another place. Sheesh, children nowadays.

If you ever come across a "be quite"er, ask them "whats be quite".
~Spam, enforcer of proper spelling and killer of the "be quite"ers.

ok, i dunno wad to say xD. maybe i do now +thinks+.

i feel like making a new blogskin(s)... for blogskins.com premades... but i dunno where to get the pics from... DevArt? (deviantart.com i think) yes, im so fickle-minded, cant make up my mind...
what? i should just do it?! okay... ARGGH. now what theme to make... girly-style (with pink, blahblahblah...)??? or comic +thinks of the ugly comic style done on all the poor autograph books;; shrudders+?? nah. girly style. NORMAL. no comic.

its okay if u dunno wad im talking about. ok? now i'll get down to things u understand.

1. BIASNESS.
ok, those of u on my msn noe i got a photo virus (thanks to one of u) right?? yeah, so i scanned my computer yesterday.... nothing. but the virus was still there. then today i just switched on the computer... my avast on-access scanner found not 1, but TWO trojan horse! See? even the virus scanners are bias... only want to uncover virus today xD
~Your fickle girl-werepup, Spam

woot! i found yarr's blog: http://y4rr.blogspot.com ... stopped updating alrdy though... look at the date! July?! its alrdy november! maybe yarr dropped his journal/blog into the sea? oh well. but its fun to read! check it out, yarr surfing, yarr's picture... that yarr sure is one tech-savvy hum.. i mean puffle... dont look at me like that! Okay i'll tell you how I found it... I searched via yahoo "Yarr", "Yarrz", "Yarrrz", "Yarrzz", "Yrz", and "Y4rr". Found it finally! the lost Journal of Yarr!

Look, I'll post a message on Yarr's journal cum blog, maybe he'll blog again?

hmm, seriously got 2 catch up on blogging here! ok, before i made this awsome blog, i had a blog... all about Yarr, the famous red puffle from Club Penguin. Yes, it was fantastic to imitate his life, what he did on the migrator and all, but I forgot the blog address!!! dangit. So I made this... cave abode. Lol.

Okay, what i plan to do now is to learn ice-skating, go to a ski resort/ massage, play all day long, blog, improve this blog, read (yay, reading! I'm currently reading... books on history, bleah x.x Did you know that the German soldiers in WW2 are so cruel? Fancy killing children! That's why i say the world is bias.)... i dunno! Too many things to do, so little time.

I don't wanna go to school! School is dumb (no offence). Everything bad has happened there. Scoldings, fights, anything you name, we got it there. Ew. Including fat blubbery pigs. I'm scared of getting my results. One wrong move and BAM. My world will die. Okay I'm being bias here (again) unfortunately, forgive me for saying this but, I DUN WANT TO GO TO A NEIGHBOURHOOD SCHOOL!!! I dont want to get mixed in bad company and ppl to call me a dinosaur girl (with reference to Dear dear son-in-law, a Chinese Drama show,9pm timeslot). So i must go express (duh) and get into a branded school...

Oh, and a classmate of mine got PR in australia so she's migrating there... even the teacher said she was lucky... HEY I GOT A PR TOO! No-one said i was lucky or something xD See, biasness again. Well i can migrate if I want but my weremum can't becuz she doesn't have PR :( oh well. I hope I said enough this time...
~Spam, mouth full of trash

why do i have such a horrible (real) name? why do i have such horrible ugly long legs. why am i as hairy as a gorilla? why why why. i want to be come prettier, blend in wif the crowd, have a better name and more. i wish i can extract my current genes and place the preety genes in there. then i'll become amazing popular and pretty. +sigh+ if only this was possible.
~Spam, popular gal wannabe

Sheesh. Is the world that bad? OH YES IT IS. Yesterday a classmate gave nearly everyone flowers (ok I hate flowers but... if i recieve them i will be sooooo happy), including ppl she didn't know well, BUT SHE DIDN'T GIVE ME EVEN ONE BUNCH! how selfish is she? I rate her a 7/10... there are more cases of biasness in this world but they cannot be posted as they are too... crazy. Idoitic. Stop being bias, ppl. Stopit.

Today I'm surfing the net like usual, blarblah. Then i spotted some blogs. PREMADE BLOGS. :( Okay, im not suggesting premade blogs are bad (c'mon, i'm not being bias here, some of them are even cute!) but hey! making ur own blogskin is 100x better. I've heard of lazy ppl being... well, lazy. But what is the holidays for? Lazing around like a big fat pig with blubber? (no offence.) obviously not. Holidays are for you to experiment, learn new stuff, catch up wif studies, not lazing around. So get out from dreamworld and your lazy butt.
~Spam, unlazy girl

whee~